Optimus Prime disappeared. People are at war with the Transformers. The key to our future is buried in the secrets of the past, in the hidden history of the Transformers on Earth ... The mission of saving the world lies on the shoulders of a diverse company consisting of Keid Jaeger, Bumblebee, an English lord and a professor from Oxford. It's time to act! Victims will become heroes. Heroes will become villains. Only one world stands: theirs or ours.
ReviewsI do not know what you smoke there, but what's going on here? (from)
Transformers is a childhood story about robots from the planet Cybertron. A story that goes back centuries, wrapped in a mystery about the beginning and creation of the world. I adored cartoons.
And how I was happy when I announced the first film on transformers. With friends waiting for this day, sleepless night and a movie theater. Wild joy from what he saw.
The trilogy was awesome, until the studio wanted more money. Why kill a chicken with golden eggs. We must milk the cow to the very end.
And the first call about it, became the fourth transformers. From the movie, I came out with an unpleasant feeling that I went perfectly delirious, backed up with action and excellent OST. It would seem, that's it, that's it. Although Bay also promised the last third of the transformers, but against the new part, I had nothing. Yes, it was purely for gold, but it was obvious and the effort to make the film.
And here is the announcement of the fifth part ... But why not go. Transformers are the same. Although I already expected the worst ... But not so much.
Why the fifth part of Transformers should not exist at all:
Answer me - why? Why is this even removed? For what? For whom?
If the first half an hour still gave hope to an interesting film, then the next two hours of the picture turned out to be an infernal hell. I did not know where to put myself, how to sit out to the end of this nonsense, this mess of action and ... nothing more.
I'm not against stupid films, if they are created for entertainment and recreation. They do not motivate, they are created to please the eye and eat popcorn.
But My God, you are my God. Is that what it is !?
Scenario - I do not know what you smoke there, but what's going on here? (from)
What madman wrote these dialogues? A lot of scenes are just drawn to the ears. But from what I was in the out - it's a love line. Scenes "When you were last with a woman" in general are simply taken from the ceiling. Why the hell are they there !? For them there were no prerequisites at all? Why are these scenes in the film? Humor? Have a good laugh? Michael ... you're kind of a director with experience ... it does not work like that at all.
Humor, drama, philosophy - look like rudiments. Absolutely all the components of the film are taken from the idea of the bald and inserted into the timekeeping. They have no ground under themselves. Just snatches of something. They are completely unnecessary.
As for the actors and their games ... Again .. Why? Why did you do it?
Only two people are important here: Mark Wahlberg and Laura Haddock. Although not, only Mark. The rest are not needed.
Izabela Moner - the girl who actively promoted in trailers, a minor and the most pale character. Her story is not needed. There is no exposition. On all her experiences, speeches and tears - deep in the side.
Josh Duhamel - probably to remind us that these are transformers.
Stanley Tucci and John Turturro - you then on what the hell agreed to do this? your 5 minutes there do not play a role.
In general ... The result:
Transformers 5 - the worst part of the entire franchise. I wildly regretted the time spent. If the first hour I was still trying to look for logic, the latter, I just waited for it to end, stupidly staring at the screen. And on the "Michael Bay's movie" started out of the hall in all pairs.
Incredibly bad movie with a boring action and ... yes there's nothing else. Transformers: The last knight is a stupid shooter from the set of frames. But at least the self-defense was present.
Forgive Felix Gary Gray, who called Fast and Furious 8 an under-film. You took off a masterpiece!
2 out of 10