Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl 4K 2003 Ultra HD 2160p

Captain Jack Sparrow, a charming villain, plows the clear waters of the Caribbean Sea, which serves as a vast playground for adventure and mystery. But the idyll instantly sinks when his worst enemy, the insidious captain Barbossa, steals the Black Pearl, Jack's ship. But the villain does not stop there either: he attacks Port Royal and kidnaps the governor's daughter, charming Elizabeth Swann. Elizabeth's childhood friend, Will Turner, teams up with Jack and together they lead the British Navy's fastest ship, the Interceptor, in a desperate attempt to catch up with the Black Pearl and free the girl.

In pursuit of Jack and Will on the battleship Smash, the ambitious Commander Norrington sets out, whose engagement to Elizabeth is suddenly threatened. Friends are not aware of this, just as they are not aware of a terrible secret: the curse imposed on Barbossa and his team turned them into living dead, showing their monstrous essence only under the rays of moonlight. Only after once the looted treasure is returned back to the last coin, the curse will be lifted.

Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl 4K Review
Who would, of course, doubt that she is somewhere out there, but now the address is accurate.

And there is no need for songs, that the plot is too sophisticated, the surroundings are phony, the characters are typical. You might think someone is watching the logic of the plot or the level of psychoanalysis in a movie about pirates. At least once a year, you can do without treatment for schizophrenics? In a movie about pirates, only the completeness of the romantic, gambling and enthusiastic perception of the world is important. For all the characters to fight, fall in love and chase each other, the palaces and frigates exploded, and the sky was blue, the sea was blue, the grass was green, and preferably more coconut trees and pearl shells, and treasures in the cave, so that the amount of the revealed beauties would not was inferior to the number of adventures that had happened. And if the speed of all this coincides with the current norm like downloading the Internet, and the speed is enough for two whole hours, a half-forgotten (since the time of Captain Blood Errol Flynn, after which there were no more pirates - only mummers), a desire to be like children, like sun, live happily ever after and die in one day. And if the extravaganza is still flavored with giggles-khakhanki, that is, a completely forgotten romantic irony, it becomes invulnerable, and even after the movie, it's not scary for some time in the dark alleys, dirty entrances and other wretched landscapes of our beloved homeland.

"Pirates of the Caribbean" is such a defensive enchanting movie. Everything is in place: the luxurious 17th century, beautiful words like "Tortuga" and "Port Royal", the beauty-general's daughter (Keira Knightley), the titular adviser like the blacksmith (Orlando Bloom), the terrible secret that connected them, the fatal events that separated them , a bad pirate (Geoffrey Rush), a good pirate (Johnny Depp), a couple of pirate pranksters and a crowd of pirate half-rotten skeletons. From this follow abductions and escapes, fires and explosions, naval battles under sail, the threat of the gallows and immortality and speed-speed-speed. Everything is not serious, because, of course, there are no living dead, but everything is extremely natural. The completeness of the romantic perception lies precisely in the fact that in the film, real ships maneuver from any angle, and people react adequately in any situation. "Why rum?" - Johnny Depp says from a hangover when the general's daughter burned all the belongings on a paradise uninhabited island so that the smoke could be seen. Immediately you want not only rum, but also on that island.

Extravaganza is not an author's genre, but a team genre, which is just accessible to Hollywood. The team picked up. Written by Terry Rossio and Ted Elliott (Shrek), directed by Gore Verbinski (The Bell), produced by Jerry Bruckheimer (Pearl Harbor), and special thanks to the cameraman. Dariusz Wolski is probably the greatest romantic of all. Further: Orlando Bloom's physiognomy is just so lean that it fits into everything that is supposed to be an idiot in love, and, on the contrary, Johnny Depp showed a physiognomy that was unexpected just enough (golden teeth, eyes turned down, etc.) all the same wait, how it ends. Geoffrey Rush just gets high because he is no longer a schizophrenic ("Shine", "The Pen of the Marquis de Sade"), but he can swim, command, sort out the gold. I immediately want to be Geoffrey Rush.

And they showed all this in the newly opened cinema "Kyrgyzstan", where from one big one they made five small halls with a corridor system. Coming out into the dark corridor, I was tempted to turn left, hide around the corner and dig up at least some other people's handbag, a forgotten mobile phone, a pack of dollars dropped by the toilet.
Alas, the cinema was too freshly washed for romantics to profit, and not just drink the presented champagne.