Central Intelligence 2016

From the Laika in the social network to the salvation of the world - one step. Today you are a friend of a former classmate, and tomorrow - he drags you under bullets. Who knew that an avid donut lover would turn into a super-spy like a rock.

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Usually a spy works alone. Often he has his special unit. A spy with his profession can not have a family and close friends. Constant concealment of one's own identity, use of false passports, waste of national currencies of different countries. Hide the tracks, replace the evidence, do the work clean. Be able to dive, shoot, have the skills of hand-to-hand combat. It all boils down to the fact that the fucking spy is counted in the number of one copy. But with the light hand of Russian localizers, henceforth, there is also a "one and a half spies." This does not mean that the special agent received additional strength and skills. This is just an additional headache.

"Central Intelligence 2016" is a funny baddie-moivi about two unlucky guys who, through participation in extreme situations, acquire the best qualities in themselves and extract the correct lesson from their actions. Although this is still in the background, because, first of all, the audience expects fights and shootings from Dwayne Johnson and comic charm from Kevin Hart. Now these two are almost the main showmen of all America, which is understandable, given the contrast between them. In the film, a good duo is obtained from them, since the actor's "physics" is visible with an armed look. And the fact that the main adventures of the heroes occur against the background of the upcoming school reunion, gives space to introduce friends in the past and the present. After all, both were diametrically opposed personalities in two time intervals. Of course, especially this concerns Duane Johnson, whose external transformation deserves all praise. Still no one reduced himself to high growth and did not turn the muscles into fat, like him. The former star of wrestling created a real actor's sacrifice. That's right (I think, without these brackets you will understand that the previous three sentences related to the word with the letter S).

I'm not a fan of Kevin Hart's work, so I do not know the secret of his phenomenon among Americans. It must be the case in his low growth and a certain charm of a la Cat in boots. His roles are reminiscent of Chris Tucker and Martin Lawrence, who also vomited hyperactivity in the presence of calm and reasonable partners. And if these old school boys, in addition to shouting and grasping, took jokes as well, then Kevin Hart, on the contrary, causes laughter or a smile with his reaction to this or that event around. Even in this film, his role seemed more dramatic than comedy, as a quietly-working accountant lived a quiet life before meeting with a former school friend. Although it was sometimes unbearable to tediously listen to repeated manifestations of the hysterical state on his part (the effect was added by the voice of the actor's voice). Notice, this is not mud pouring.

In any case, the story of the spy and the accountant was fascinating. A clear demonstration that the grown-up hero Dwayne Johnson could not smear the old offender in the face, spoke not of the importance of strength, but of the presence of the spirit. It is not enough to pump up muscles and become a Rock, you need to have an inner ability to overcome fears and horrors. Probably, many have a friend - a so-called drunk with a strong spirit. So the movie "Central Intelligence 2016" may seem like a good movie, if you remember that in similar stories the main characters will not grab a single bullet, the happy ending necessarily ends with a happy end, and Melissa McCarthy appears only for three minutes.

P.s. Taylor Swift, "The Black Hole" with Wine Diesel, Blur - Song 2, Scientology, "and the Oscar goes to ...". Happens.